Anyone who's been around children can probably tell you they move through phases fairly quickly. It doesn't feel quick when they aren't sleeping, but it really is just a blink until the next season.
This season is interesting, because all of the kids have their own quirky issues, and I'm putting them here because I'm afraid I'll forget some of this randomness if it's not documented.
Wren needs to ask everyday how many days it is until another day. How many days until my birthday? How many days until my birthday party? How many days until Christmas? How many days until Thanksgiving?
She likes to ask these questions while we're in the car or at the grocery store, anywhere I don't have a calendar handy. I'm pretty good with dates, but it's hard to figure out on the spot how many days it is until another day when four kids are usually jumping, crying, or singing the "Batman Theme"(more on that later). Many times I've found myself giving her an estimate only to be approached the next day and have a conversation like the following take place:
Wren: So it's 50 days until my birthday.
Me: More like 53.
Wren: But yesterday you said 51, so today should be 50.
Me: Well, that was a guess, but now I know it's 53.
Wren just stands there giving me a look that asks if I was lying before or if I'm just terrible at basic math.
Sammy hates socks. This may not be a phase. The kid HATES socks. He has a nervous breakdown where he throws himself on the floor and goes unresponsive until he decides to start kicking every time he's asked to put on socks. When we finally get them on him, forget it. There is something about the seams of all socks that drives him insane. Every day, even if it's 42 degrees outside, he won't wear socks without a fight that is, quite frankly, not worth my time at this point in life. So if you see him in his sandals in freezing temperatures, don't feel sorry for him. It's called natural consequences.
Asher and Eowyn
First up, a quirk they share: both of them demand to have their own baby playlist on Spotify, and they will screech like crazies until we turn it on. Current favorites are "Royals" by Lorde, "Batman Theme"(Adam West version), "Peter Gunn Theme" by The Blues Brothers and "Manah Manah" by The Muppets. Imagine listening to those four songs everyday for an hour at a time. It's awesome. Dennis came home one day and I told him I was on the verge of punching myself in the face with a nail gun. Luckily, I have introduced them to Vance Joy's Dream Your Life Away album and Ryan Adam's cover of Taylor Swift's 1989 album, and they like them! It's added some much needed variety for our ears. Now if I could just get them to stop busting out with the "Batman Theme" every time we enter a library, that would be awesome.
Asher is petrified of the training potty. When I say potty she screams in my face "NO POTTY!" and runs to the couch to hide her face in the cushions. This is a new fear. Today she finally sat on it with her clothes on, but her look told me I better not attempt to make her bare butt hit that seat.
Eowyn's facial expressions are awesome. She can raise her eyebrows until they almost disappear into her hair. She's animated and mischievous. I'm hoping her face will give her away when she's done something I should know about, like painting the walls with a toilet brush.
The quirks are occasionally difficult but fun. I spoke to my dad this week and he reminded me of my childhood obsession with not being the last person in the house awake. If I feared everyone else was sleeping, I'd run into my parents' room and wake one of them up because I didn't like to be awake alone. As you might have guessed, every night I've stayed up with a cranky child has been deserved.
My quirks and weirdness, it's part of what makes me who I am, and that's true for my kids as well. So we'll listen to the Muppets, wear sandals, and countdown to Wren's birthday with grateful hearts because next year at this time, everyone will be in a different place with different issues. Praise God for the time it lasts.